I like pizza more than I like you
me: watching tv show
me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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tyleroakley:

me

tyleroakley:

sassyfrentus:

while my friend was at melbourne central station something caught her eye and iā€™M SCREAMING

TROYE YES GET THAT PROMO

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break